Tuesday, 28 July 2009

Wednesday, 8 July 2009

Let's just give up

We're never going to be able to afford a video this good:

(You need to plug in your headphones to listen to the video, it synchronises with the music and everything!!)

Back to the point - Phil or Madge?

I'm rooting for Phil

next year prehaps?

"Nick, hi, can you transfer some money for us? ...Yes, for a helicopter"


How do you like the taste of aged genitalia?

The choice is yours.

Shake those ket-drenched hips, poke two fingers into the ceiling of your mouth and count to three... Who's it gonna be kid?
Keep smiling, the lights will rise and it'll all be over soon.


Sunday, 28 June 2009

Tuesday, 23 June 2009


Here is a SUPER CAMEL TOE! playlist...the first for the this blog I do believe.


Monday, 22 June 2009

like a dead pig.

His arms are fantastic. I could totally draw on your waistcoat with white pen. I may also have to stick some encrusted jewels on there for the skull as well.

Sunday, 21 June 2009

Hmm, I seem to have been bigging up my fancy dress alot to Nikita, so I'm pretty much gonna have to get this outfit going on.

I figured if I buy the waist coat, could you draw on the detail with your magic white pen? Or should I buy some iron on printer stuff?

Anyway- check the dude out, he's ripped!

Wednesday, 17 June 2009

And one more thing..

You could just go on Prettyshady.com every day but I know you wont.

This is basically the southern France version of what we saw in Soton.

Loosely translated I think that means 'If you're not vegetarian, catch your own meat'

Soundtrack for a drunk London crossing

Occasionaly you find yourself travelling for an hour or so with nothing but an iPod for company.

Luckily I have the remedy:

Sigur Ros - Staralfur
The National - The Geese of Beverly Road
Mumford & Sons - Liar
Amusement Parks on Fire - Venus in Cancer (rustic)
Bon Iver - Skinny Love
Conor Oberst - Moab
Dark Mean - Happy Banjo
Matt Pond PA - New Hampshire
Patrick Watson - The Great Escape
Radiohead- How to Dissapear Completely
Bright Eyes - First day of my life
Wolf Parade - You Are A Runner And I Am My Father's Son


As if.


You know how me and Tim are always going on about BMX being rad?
Here's proof of it being stepped up a notch: (Ignore the 14 sec advert)

Tuesday, 9 June 2009

You know earlier on the way to the beach we were talking about how I need you to explain everything that's well simple to me?

Please try and explain this.
I'm still feeling a little odd.

Just one more reason why Europe is king.


Friday, 5 June 2009




CLASS. The Interview Project is quite touching isn't it?


man, that is absolutely class.

cannot wait for you to rock up outside Richmond Swimming Bars with that bad boy in tow.

THIS IS IT are amazing, try nad find out from them where the next 'art car boot sale' is, we have to go....boom.

I'm literally sitting at a table, eating a bowl of strawberries, reading up on my Shakespeare and listening to Pavement. This cost me nothing AT all.


I won

But I still have to pay.
Not really winning is it?

This is it

Man, what a groovy team of wheelers we'll make.

Check this:

Thursday, 4 June 2009

Totally digging that man, what a wonderfully well built, mechanical device for the use of transport.
However, my needs can be satisfied elsewhere...

I am going to sleep now, and when i awake this day will be over.

I think I'm in love

Wednesday, 3 June 2009


Next Wednesday.
Next time you see me, my hair will be this good:

We're totally recording the second album inside a hut in Mt Aspiring.

Tuesday, 2 June 2009


Speedo's at dawn.

I'll be the one with the semi.

I can actually relate to that

My grandma fell off a chair in my kitchen a few months ago and everyone else tried to help her up, I just felt usless in the corner and went upstairs, is that wrong?

If only my voice could accompany these illicit tones of overbearing emotional turmoil.
lets swim.

My go first

Ha, I beat you to it.

I go first.


What's your favouite pasta.... raw?